to lucha, with love
recorded this a couple weeks ago
because unlike some people
nezua loveth the phone
maching
You’re currently reading “adjust your tone.,” an entry on house of nezua
M
01.14.08 / 10pm
You are so fucking privileged. I hope they call back and take you down a few notches with some ear-splitting melodies because I mean…that was just fucking wrong.
nezua
01.14.08 / 10pm
i am the Lord of Privilege. ware my fone treasure. and dammit, where are my fiddlers three???
anyway, looking at the file, it seems much older than a few weeks, more like months.
you don’t really know how loud that beep was by the recording. it was way loud in my ear. and i hope they laughed to hear my rambling message. i think they would prefer that zany little monologue than a privileged angry message. even the score? hell. i bet it made their day.
ROSEPETALS! NOW!
M
01.15.08 / 8am
Not so loud, Nez; the roses will start weeping.
I can imagine a bunch of workers cracking up over that.
annie
01.15.08 / 3pm
if i was on the receiving end of that message i would have been amused. then i’d probably have called to see how loud the beep was.
nezua
01.16.08 / 9am
that’s funny.
i really hope i did amuse someone. i realllly didnt’ think someone could get mad over such a ludicrous message. i hope not! someone who got mad at a message like that has no sense of humor. or just one alien to me.
luisa
01.17.08 / 2am
the hang up sound was loud too! maybe they will call you back about that since you wouldn’t have heard it. or maybe i am not used to hearing a phone hung up like that since i live in cellphone landia?
either way, my bird (i have a cockatiel) began to whistle along with the music and went on long after the audio was over so i don’t have much feedback because she still will not shut up.
nezua
01.17.08 / 3am
the hangup was extremely loud. that was the price for a fine improvised monologue.
[...] now, granted, it was sold and sent from hong kong. but it made it to canada in one day. and since then, it’s taken TEN DAYS so far to get from Scarborough, Ontario to Mississauga, Ontario. If you GoogleMap that, it’s about the distance from Eugene to Portland!! come ON!! what are you people doing??? trading it around and wearing it to work? get me my goods! do ya think you are in México or something? It’s too effin cold to be takin siesta, doodes! GO GO GO!!! don’t MAKE me whip out my Privileged Fone Persona!! [...]
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