phoney bastard

need to start putting my fone number on my emails that i deal with people thru. so we can regress to a nice fonelike state..i am really hating email lately. it should cost money to send an email. maybe that would cut this nonsense down. we send far to many and far too much. made communicating easier? hell no. it makes it a nightmare. in a day i can get three important emails and they can be drowned by a billion. i flag juicy ones, i highlight them, i perm their hair and paint their toes red and still they get buried. and it just depresses me to think of leaping in after them and digging through all the rinds n shit. but i’m feeling bad for all these forgotten or delayed connections. i thought the assistant thing would cure it. it helped a lot, but you can’t cure my POPULARITY. good lord, shut up. listen to me. i used to hate the fone. but i’m different now. now that i have a headset. ever since i got a headset in 2001, i dont mind the fone at all. i can walk around and do all kinds of junk and still be on the fone. fone is one of those things, like going to the bathroom that bores the living hell out of me. things that need to be combined with other actions because they just require too little brainpower and you dont feel like zombieing out that many times in a week. altho some might think of those types of activities as “zen.” dunno. they just bore me. eating bores me. showering bores me. my email folder bores me. ah well. can’t be excited all the time. that would get annoying as hell.

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12.15.07 / 7pm
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